Can you guess what I had for breakfast?
I’ve been stocking up on empty nut butter jars for this move because they make the perfect vehicle for breakfast while all my plates/bowls are packed away!
Ladies and gentlemen (are there gentlemen? oh well, I’m going with it because it sounds right) – I give you the Tale of Three Jars:
Once upon a time there were 3 jars.
While completely individual in nature, these three jars were absolutely inseparable.
They did everything together! Being near each other was like breathing to them – it just had to be done.
Until one day one of the jars started to stand out a bit more from the rest…
Bragging about how no two sides of his were alike and how UNIQUE and SPECIAL that was.
The other two tried to keep up, but every time they tried to prove that same point, they failed…
They began to grow annoyed with the 3rd jar’s showboating and bragging and slowly started pulled away, leaving this guy on his own…
At first he acted like he didn’t care, like he was HAPPY about it..
But he wasn’t.
He missed his friends!
He ran back to them, apologized and told them he’d never act so foolish again. The others gladly accepted his apology, thrilled simply to be reunited with their best friend.
They all lived happily ever after together in my stomach after being consumed
I know what you’re thinking right now…I should write children’s books. HAHA.
See what happens when you stay up late?!
Happy Thursday everyone!